Funny Joks

FUNNY JOKS

Friend Jokes

5Star men khana

1st frnd: me ne 5star hotel me 50 rupe ma pait bhar k khana khaya.
2nd frnd: (herat se) wo kaise?..
1st dost: yar bill to 7000 ka bana tha lekin me ne pese nai diey..
2nd: phir?
1st: phr kya hotel walo ne mujhe police k hawaly kar dya or police walo ko 50 rupy de k ghar agaya.....

Khuda ne sab dia

Khuda se scooter manga....Car di;
Apartment manga..Bangla diya;
DOST manga to TUMHE diya...
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Khuda ne is bar aisa ZULM kiun kia!!

Good Vs True Friends

Good Friends comes to visit you in the hospital with flower n goes

But A TRUE friend
sits near u n says: yaar, bohut tight nurse hai,Araam se theek hona,roz aounga:)

Funny Joks

Kiss for Dress

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

Ferari ka kamal

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

Commerce ki Larki ki gaali

Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

Funny Poetry

Usne kaha

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari

Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari

Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi

Usne kaha chatey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha Kismat Hamari

Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha Sorry BAJI

Maunnas Ho Ya Muzakkar

Arz Kya Hai:
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Tumhain Dekh Kar Aksar Aajatay Hain Mujhe Chakkar.
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Wah Wah
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Tumhai Dekh Kr Aksr Ajaty Han Mjhe Chakkar
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Samajh Nahi Aata Tum Maunnas Ho Ya Muzakkar!

Husband & Wife Jokes

Shadi shuda larki

BIWI shohar se
"Tum shadi ke bad badal gaye ho",
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SHOHAR
"Maine tumhein pehlay hi bata diya tha ke mujhey shadi shuda larkiyon mein koi dil chaspi nahi!!"

Wife's photo in pocket

Why does a man keep his wife's photo in pocket?
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because...
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when ever he is in trouble,
He looks at the photo and thinks
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if i can face this,
I can face anything!

advantage for unmarried people

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maan li?

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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!

Love Jokes

Star Plus se pyar

Girl : mein tumhare liye sab chor dongi
Boy : maa baap
Girl : yes
Boy : khana pina
Girl : yes
Boy : apni dostein
Girl : yes
Boy : Star plus
Girl : mouh sambhal key baat kar

Doosri shadi

Boy: agar main mar gaya tu tum dosri shadi karo loo gee?
Girl: Nahi main apni bhen k pass rahoun gee,
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Girl: Agar main mar gai tu tum kia karo gay,
Boy: main bhee tumhari bhen k sath rahoun ga!!:p

Sandal utaroon kya????

Larka;

Janeman is Dil

mein aaja.

Larki:

Sandal utaroon kya????

Larka:

Pagli masjid thori hi hai

Aise hi aaja (*,*)
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Political Jokes

Ye Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line kya hai?

Aik American,
Aik Chinese aur
Aik Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar aai.
AMERICAN: Ye NASA ki building hai.
CHINESE: Nahi ye Deewar-e-Cheen hai.
PAKISTANI: Oye Paaglo! na ye building hai na deewar,
Ye to Utility Store pe Atta/cheeni lene walon ki line hai!

Question paper in year 2020

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for? Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone...

wapda ka purana packg

Dear customer wapda laya ab niya packg 5 KA 55
yani 5min light k istmal pr 55min loadshdng bilkul free ye ofr la mehdod mudat ke lie hy.

'wapda tum hi to ho'.

SMS Jokes

pathan ki beti ko love

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

puzzle

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]

on Saturday 11th December, 2010

sms package band ho jayen tau..

SMS pkg bnd hony py 3 log boht zyada khush hon gy.
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Socho kon kon ?
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1- \"faraz\"
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2- \"pathan\"
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3- \"sardar\"

Student Jokes

Name in English

Teacher:" What is your name?".
Student:" Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:" When I ask a question in English,
answer it in English!"
Student:" My name is Sunlight"

Haule Haule

Haule Haule Date Sheet milti hai,
Haule Haule Tension barhti hai,

Haule Haule se Watt lagti hai,
Haule Haule dekho darr lagta hai

Haule Haule Blood Pressure barhta hai
Haule Haule Paseena aata hai

Tu Sabar kar mere Yaar
Zara saans to le dildaar

Chal fikr nu goli maar yaar
Ab din bachy do teen chaar

Haule Haule ho jayega pass chaleya
Haule Haule ho jayega pass..

Maah-e-Examz ki Dua

Maah-e-Exams ki Aakhri ashray ki Dua...

Aye Khuda!!!
Is baar Pass kara day. Aglay saal Nal Nal Parhan Gay.